You Have To F**King EAT

WARNING! this is actually not for kids but rather for parents who need a bit of a laugh

From the author of the international bestseller Go the Fuck to Sleep comes a book about the other great parental frustration- getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads - new, old and expectant - a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children. Praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep- 'The language? WTF! This hilarious, politically incorrect book is totally correct about the feelings of sleepless, brain-dead parents.' - Mem Fox 'A new bible for weary parents.' - New York Times 'Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this deranged book.' - New Yorker